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Yo
all this metrical stuff
it spoils the natural flow
my words would naturally go
to the beat that I make
and I ain't gonna take
all your poetry crap
cos I'm a lyrical dude
and I just wanna rap
yeah I rhyme where I like
and repeat all my words
so they stick in your head
like the feathers on birds
and it mightn't make sense
but I'm just too intense
to pretend that I'm not
and your mama says what
and your daddy's a ho
and I'm natural so
you should listen to me
like the guys on tv
I'm a goddamn ShamWow
how you likin' me now
no I won't punctuate
that's the shit that I hate
all your goosestepping rules
you're all copycat fools
I got no time for tools
I just follow the rhyme
I'm like lemon and lime
it's a lyrical crime
and I'm covered in grime
and I'm swimming in slime
I've got mountains to climb
I've got church bells to chime
Sound of Music is prime
and my mum says it's time
for me to put my computer away and go to bed like a good boy or I won't get any breastfeeding tonight. Sorry.
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I am reverentional
toward your art
but was it intentional
to start two threads the same
a duplication like twins
identically identical.
I don't know why I ask
such things your genius
is obvious and brings things
nicer than diamond rings
to our little world.
Of course it was intentional
an intention intent on being
originality in origin.
I shall talk no more
for worthy I am not
and what's more it's a chore
to write this way so stop it
right away.
 wae aye man ye radgie
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Purely deliberate
like the deletion
thank you for noting
in rhyming excretion
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"sometimes when i freestyle i. . . lose confidence."
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If ever there was a video to recommend you as a person worth bothering with, that's the one.
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Cos there ain't no party like my nana's tea party.
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hey, ho,
muthafuckin bussaflow
thats wasup pigpen on its pimp shit,
that you all the same and i aint shit,
that im tired uhda same typea listenin,
that same lady from down under gettin down,
that same metaphorical wizard on tha clown
shit, the put em in ground and shut em down shit,
that outta town gossip gotta nikka wanna boss it so
hey, ho,
listen to me go,
listen to my 40 as i swig on it slow
listen to my .40 as i buck every fo
line writing in metrical fome(form),
listen to the -isms i admit its petty wisdom
but you wont make it thinkin that you speaking wit a vision ima pinprick,
a subtle slick hit,
a sick cat when it comes to the rap,
so fuck what you flowin,
when I speak issa wrap!
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Weeded, you need to upload an audio file for this one.
But here goes:
Yo, get this, y' giraffes
Oh dear, can't do it.
~ I think I just quoted myself - Achebe
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ha, weeded, hi. 
hey, ho,
muthafuckin bussaflow 
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Achebe will do 
Hi Ella muthafuckin bussssit! 
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Hey ho Weeded
I've conceded
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Leanne. That might tecknicali be rap, but think you are missing the thug life spittance.
If I may
Yo
all this metrical jank
make mah breff stank
my spit meant to be free,
like mah niggahs see
we earned it on the streets
hard knocks and hard beats
no time to take cracka ass poetry crap
cos I'm a lyrical monsta born to rap
yeah, yeah I rhyme where I like
and go POP POP with these words like
I do with my glock, boom boom
stuck in yo head brains extruded
till y'all niggahs dead. Hop on this cock.
These words from the streets
you can't comprehend my thug life feats
dont bitch like a ho that it don't make sense
these words free spit all truth no pretense.
tell it to your moms and tell it to you dads,
your the best fuck that a gangsta's ever had
rip you inside out fuck you in the gut
fuck your in the ass cause you's a dirty slut
let the ShamWow bro finish on your chest
but now I gotta go cause it's time to get dressed
mommy wants me to suckle on her left breast
I ain't gots time to punctuate, moms thirsty
time to impregnate. shhh, yah, yeah.
o.o meh?
I totally just wasted 20 minutes of my life. might have been better spent smoking a joint, probably would have.
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(06-10-2016, 08:19 AM)Weeded Wrote: hey, ho,
muthafuckin bussaflow
thats wasup pigpen on its pimp shit,
that you all the same and i aint shit,
that im tired uhda same typea listenin,
that same lady from down under gettin down,
that same metaphorical wizard on tha clown
shit, the put em in ground and shut em down shit,
that outta town gossip gotta nikka wanna boss it so
hey, ho,
listen to me go,
listen to my 40 as i swig on it slow
listen to my .40 as i buck every fo
line writing in metrical fome(form),
listen to the -isms i admit its petty wisdom
but you wont make it thinkin that you speaking wit a vision ima pinprick,
a subtle slick hit,
a sick cat when it comes to the rap,
so fuck what you flowin,
when I speak issa wrap!
Ah, noo howay man
wots aall this thats deeing??
gannin on and beeing radgies
in a fettle like auld gadgies
settle doon an al learn yuz
hoo to be like me man
i wear nike air man and a chored
them coz im a proppa mental
charver shopper on poppers coppas
cannut stopper mee i'm radgie
purely belter a telt ye
ye knaa a did ask wor kid
haddaway wi yersel haddaway te hell
haddaway and shite hadd ya gob
divvunt giv uz ya patter coz all that matters
is
hey, ho howay man
listen to uz gan
listen to ma forty as i gulp it wi me nan
listen to ma forty coz im really naughty
like a naughty dog or a box of frogs
or a jack russell shagging yer leg until i
come
to my senses and stop man
but first a wanna gan and
climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
I would climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
wae aye man ye radgie
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Did ya get that aff Gary Tank Commander, Mark ya maddie?
P, you need to return to Q, the P's off.
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Gary Tank Commander??
sounds like it could be a spin off from "Thomas the Tank Engine"
No, all I wrote before was my natural flowing geordie accent, or at least the way that it sounds when I go back home to visit and I get the chance to speak proppa like and go round causing mayhem and horror with Scottish money, it really freaks them out.
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(06-10-2016, 12:37 PM)ambrosial revelation Wrote: (06-10-2016, 08:19 AM)Weeded Wrote: hey, ho,
muthafuckin bussaflow
thats wasup pigpen on its pimp shit,
that you all the same and i aint shit,
that im tired uhda same typea listenin,
that same lady from down under gettin down,
that same metaphorical wizard on tha clown
shit, the put em in ground and shut em down shit,
that outta town gossip gotta nikka wanna boss it so
hey, ho,
listen to me go,
listen to my 40 as i swig on it slow
listen to my .40 as i buck every fo
line writing in metrical fome(form),
listen to the -isms i admit its petty wisdom
but you wont make it thinkin that you speaking wit a vision ima pinprick,
a subtle slick hit,
a sick cat when it comes to the rap,
so fuck what you flowin,
when I speak issa wrap!
Ah, noo howay man
wots aall this thats deeing??
gannin on and beeing radgies
in a fettle like auld gadgies
settle doon an al learn yuz
hoo to be like me man
i wear nike air man and a chored
them coz im a proppa mental
charver shopper on poppers coppas
cannut stopper mee i'm radgie
purely belter a telt ye
ye knaa a did ask wor kid
haddaway wi yersel haddaway te hell
haddaway and shite hadd ya gob
divvunt giv uz ya patter coz all that matters
is
hey, ho howay man
listen to uz gan
listen to ma forty as i gulp it wi me nan
listen to ma forty coz im really naughty
like a naughty dog or a box of frogs
or a jack russell shagging yer leg until i
come
to my senses and stop man
but first a wanna gan and
climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
I would climb a mountain for a bag of tudor
You win  YOU needa upload an audio for this one
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(06-10-2016, 11:35 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote: Leanne. That might tecknicali be rap, but think you are missing the thug life spittance.
If I may
Yo
all this metrical jank
make mah breff stank
my spit meant to be free,
like mah niggahs see
we earned it on the streets
hard knocks and hard beats
no time to take cracka ass poetry crap
cos I'm a lyrical monsta born to rap
yeah, yeah I rhyme where I like
and go POP POP with these words like
I do with my glock, boom boom
stuck in yo head brains extruded
till y'all niggahs dead. Hop on this cock.
These words from the streets
you can't comprehend my thug life feats
dont bitch like a ho that it don't make sense
these words free spit all truth no pretense.
tell it to your moms and tell it to you dads,
your the best fuck that a gangsta's ever had
rip you inside out fuck you in the gut
fuck your in the ass cause you's a dirty slut
let the ShamWow bro finish on your chest
but now I gotta go cause it's time to get dressed
mommy wants me to suckle on her left breast
I ain't gots time to punctuate, moms thirsty
time to impregnate. shhh, yah, yeah.
o.o meh?
I totally just wasted 20 minutes of my life. might have been better spent smoking a joint, probably would have.
Nah, not a waste, good one. See, y'all don't sound the same.
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Great fun Leanne, this thread has been an excellent read guys. Best Keith
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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wae aye man ye radgie
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