Anagram Bonanza Special

[Magpie]

I'm bored and it seems to be quiet here so I thought I'd have an anagram bonanza special. Take them and do as you wish with them, there are bonus points available for those who use them in a poem.

fluster — restful
supersonic — percussion
eternity — entirety
excitation — intoxicate 
statement — testament
maddening — demanding
ultraism — altruism
comedian — demoniac
angered — enraged
discriminator — doctrinairism

the age of miracles is past — capitalism for these ages
parliamentary — rarely a pitman 
the house of commons — oh oh men of costumes
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune — a gun tower for glasshouse restoration fund
the marriage of heaven and hell — death have meaning for all here — Allah removed a fringe heathen 
Roman Catholic — moral tin coach
Natural Selection — O eternal lunatics
The Solar System — has mostly trees
Planet Earth — the paternal
The Vatican — in that cave
One world government — Old men not ever wrong
Creationism — Is it romance?
Creationist — Ironic State
Athletics — Cheat List 
Cold Turkey — Truly Coked 

an apple a day keeps the doctor away
a potato a week delays happy dancer
a poppy a week does alter thy Canada
a whale a year does end poppy attack
a wet pancake a day does help to pray

Conspiracy Theories 
Society Chairperson
Scenario Hypocrites 
Poison City Research
Oprah is into secrecy
Ricochet porn is easy
Iron horses pace city

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
All forward to hero free naughtinesses
Notorious flasher a freshwater legend
Losers shown the art of grenade failure

All the above I found myself but here are some classics that I found on the net when I first started to become obsessed with them.

The country side — No city dust here
A decimal point — I’m a dot in place
Desperation — A rope ends it
Mother in law — Woman Hitler
Feeling romantic — Flaming erection!

The end of the World is nigh! — Down this hole, frightened!
A stitch in time saves nine — Is this meant as incentive?
Election results — Lies!! Let's recount 
One good turn deserves another — Do rogues endorse that? No, never!
Time and tide wait for no man — Notified: Madman into water
President Clinton of the USA — To copulate, he finds interns

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what in the fuck...

[Magpie]

what in the fuck...

what in the fuck — teach with funk — he act with funk  

[Quixilated]

Ambrose,"you are cracking me up! Love this. I would try to make one but it's too much like math and would likely break my brain. May try the poem challenge if I get some free time later.
-Quix

[Achebe]

how do you do it? a software, or just your little grey cells?

[Magpie]

how do you do it? a software, or just your little grey cells?

A bit of both really. The long ones from sentences are usually with help from software, but even the best software has flaws. They don't like apostrophes or sometimes plurals. The other thing is that the more you do it the better you get at knowing when to look. It might sound strange but if I see a word I get a sense that there's an anagram in there I won't always get the anagram straight away but it's always there. The brain sees them immediately I think but then just focuses on the initial word. 

I don't know if you've ever seen something like this...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

There's essentially lots of anagrams in there, the fact that it is still easily readable proves that the brain is taking in a lot more than what we think. So if a word is an anagram of another word it seems reasonable to assume that the brain sees it straight away, it's just getting used to recognising the feeling you get when that happens. Now and again I just get lucky like athletics - cheat list, it's worryingly accurate. Supersonic - Percussion is one of my favourites that I found and I'm still waiting for the opportunity to use it in a poem of some sort. I've already used 'eternity in its entirety' in a poem Ekphrastic Escher along with Perpetual which I discovered was an anagram of Peter Paul which is quite handy being that they are probably the two most famous saints. 
All round the net there are articles about how the spooky truth can be found in anagrams whereas the real truth is that you'd be surprised how many possibilities there are with a handful of letters.

[RiverNotch]

anagram mad -- a damn rag, ma! ?

Also, love: President Clinton of the USA — To copulate, he finds interns
But if she wins, what about her?

Roman Catholic — moral tin coach

Roman Catholic -- A Comical Thorn
Protestant -- Past rotten
Eastern Orthodox -- Heterodox snort
Evangelical -- Cleaving ale
Nestorian -- Inane sort

Dammit, you got me. But this helps: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

[Magpie]

Ambrose,"you are cracking me up!  Love this. I would try to make one but it's too much like math and would likely break my brain.  May try the poem challenge if I get some free time later.
-Quix

Quix, it was my intention to reply to this as an anagram of what you wrote but because life is too short, sanity is running low and well basically it was a crazy headfuck of an idea in the first place so I didn't do it. But fear not, I have done some anagrams of your name as compensation. Now when I say anagrams I mean... Oh nevermind here we go.

Quiet ax lid — It makes no sense whatsoever... hey ho
I axed quilt 
I'd axe quilt — A veritable plethora of axes and quilts... hey ho
A Quilted XI — It's like that film Oceans Eleven but with a quilt instead and Roman Numerals for the 11 bit.
Liquidate X — It's like that film Oceans Eleven but it's 10 not 11 and with... Ok you get the idea

Oh well... Hey ho

anagram mad -- a damn rag, ma! ?

Also, love: President Clinton of the USA — To copulate, he finds interns
But if she wins, what about her?

Roman Catholic — moral tin coach

Roman Catholic -- A Comical Thorn
Protestant -- Past rotten
Eastern Orthodox -- Heterodox snort
Evangelical -- Cleaving ale
Nestorian -- Inane sort

Dammit, you got me. But this helps: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Woah!! You've been busy. I never knew what a Nestorian was until I just looked it up but now that I know I can claim your anagram as genius. The other one I had for Roman Catholic was Normal Chaotic.
Sticking with religion I did do these a while back...

God works in mysterious ways — Drowsy animosity guesswork
His ways are mysterious — Theism sure is a rosy way

That was because I didn't like that 'mysterious' saying, it seemed like a get out jail free card. But I have since found out that the word 'mystery' had a specific meaning for Christianity and was one of their most important beliefs so I've changed my mind because it makes sense now.

One word six single word anagrams — trance — recant — nectar — canter — centra — carnet

And then some other mad shit that I found on the net

Life Sucks — I fuck less! 
The traveling salesman — Vaginas: enters them all! 
The menstrual cycle — My cunt creates hell! 

That link you left is good but has the same problem as most of them in that it won't give words with apostrophes but you can do that yourself by taking out the apostrophed word and then anagramming the rest. For example take the word Christianity take out isnt and anagram the rest and you get Isn't Hair City.

Oh well... Hey ho

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hey, ho, muthafuckin bussa anagram bonanza special