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put a quote from anybody,one at the time,please.
here we go,
Sir Winston Churchill attends a party and as usual he's not completely sober anymore when barones such and so aproaches him and says,
"Sir Winston,your fly is open",to which he replies,
"Don't worry ma"m,dead birds don't fall out of their nests.
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The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.
Oscar Wilde
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NEVER WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING
unknown
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(01-08-2010, 06:07 PM)srijantje Wrote: NEVER WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE PISSING
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i love it but like scruffus, i have to ask why :p
one of my favorites is;
knowledge talks, wisdom listens. not sure who said it but i like it.
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what do i know why?ask the unknown
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
Jimi Hendrix
Don't let your mouth talk you face into a beating
Don't know.
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judge not, less ye be judged.
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you see what you wanna see
you here what you wanna hear
harry nilsson
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Stop that,you'll go blind
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so,somebody is interviewing this stuntman who specialises in jumping over multiple cars on a bike.
he asks him if he doesn't feel any fear,whereupon the stuntman answers
better 10 seconds of fear
then working a month in some stupid job
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of bubble gum.
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he snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory
churchill
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Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Niels Bohr
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a quote from Euripedes (which is also the name of an 18th century bronze mouse i adopted)
Do not consider painful what is good for you.
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may the farce be with you
unknown
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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
by
Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
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LMFAO
When the going gets weird
the weird turn pro
Hunter.S.Thompson
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