Unimpressed

[Magpie]

the dog
yawns
at my levitation

[aschueler]

Very funny.

My dog worships everything I or anyone does. Using indefinite article here is intended?

[Erthona]

I guess any dog will do when you are levitating. I levitated once, but I have had several dogs. I'll take the dogs.

dale

[Magpie]

Very funny.  

My dog worships everything I or anyone does.  Using indefinite article here is intended?

Thanks Aschueler, I played about with the wording a bit. It was originally, 'my dog' then 'a dog'... It may change again.

Thanks for reading,

Mark

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I guess any dog will do when you are levitating. I levitated once, but I have had several dogs. I'll take the dogs.

dale

I had a friend who practiced for years and was able to levitate at will but was somewhat annoyed by people who, instead of worshipping him, kept on asking him if he could clean the tops of wardrobes and cupboards   

Thanks for reading,

Mark

[billy]

when you say levitate, do you mean [erection]

either way i enjoyed it

[Magpie]

when you say levitate, do you mean [erection]

either way i enjoyed it

Wow... That opens up a whole new batch of possibilities. Who would the dog be? Might it really just be a dog? Yawns - euphemism? 

I'd love to say that was my original intention but the genius is all your interpretation. 

Thanks for the trip 

Mark

[Achebe]

when you say levitate, do you mean [erection]

either way i enjoyed it

Wow... That opens up a whole new batch of possibilities. Who would the dog be? Might it really just be a dog? Yawns - euphemism? 

I'd love to say that was my original intention but the genius is all your interpretation. 

Thanks for the trip 

Mark

Fittingly, the Sanskrit word for sex is 'yawn'

[Magpie]

Fittingly, the Sanskrit word for sex is 'yawn'

Really? Hmmm...
Perhaps I subconsciously knew all this and fully intended several different levels of interpretation and...
Nah probably not.

Thanks for the Sanskrit translation though. It's not a Google translation is it? Because once I texted my Polish friend in Polish using Google translate to tell him that there was a hedgehog in my garden and he turned up at mine looking quite concerned about the fact that I had seen an Ethiopian in my garden. 

[aschueler]

G

Fittingly, the Sanskrit word for sex is 'yawn'

Really? Hmmm...
Perhaps I subconsciously knew all this and fully intended several different levels of interpretation and...
Nah probably not.

Thanks for the Sanskrit translation though. It's not a Google translation is it? Because once I texted my Polish friend in Polish using Google translate to tell him that there was a hedgehog in my garden and he turned up at mine looking quite concerned about the fact that I had seen an Ethiopian in my garden. 

"My nipples explode in delight"

[Magpie]

"My nipples explode in delight"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
The top comment for the clip actually says "Google translate in a nutshell" 

[RiverNotch]

Bitch, please