My First Time

[DivineMsEmm]

My First Time

My first time at this kinda doc
made me kinda nervous.
Mom assured me it wouldn't be bad
to get this kind of service

I put my heels up in the stirrups
and held my mama's hand
the doc said "now relax my dear
and let your legs expand"

She got the speculum, put it in
my innerds went off base
and due to my quite rattled nerves
I farted in her face!

[Leanne]

*innards

To fix your meter in the first stanza, I'd suggest a quick bit of surgery:

My first time at this kinda doc
has made me kinda nervous.
(Mom assures me it's not bad
to get this kind of service)

-- but damn, haven't we all been there?

[DivineMsEmm]

Oooh good idea, thanks!
--E

*innards

To fix your meter in the first stanza, I'd suggest a quick bit of surgery:

My first time at this kinda doc
has made me kinda nervous.
(Mom assures me it's not bad
to get this kind of service)

-- but damn, haven't we all been there?

[Merrikay]

My phone just got a coffee shower, thanks for that!