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Yes I am too!
Erthona Offline
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#1
05-04-2015, 08:16 AM
Yes I am too!

When I was still quite young
I was already very funny,
although some said that I was not,
I said no, my nose is just runny.

#1 In my poetry series based on cliche jokes, entitled "Yes, that is a double entendre, so what's that?"

Erthona

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05-04-2015, 08:19 AM
I'm hoping I don't actually get a dog butt on my face...when I read that it said YOUR face, so I thought that would be hilarious.
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#3
05-04-2015, 08:26 AM
Your welcome!

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05-04-2015, 09:05 AM
it deserves all the accolades it doesn't receive Hysterical
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05-04-2015, 12:08 PM
My sediments exactly!

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05-09-2015, 05:39 AM
It might come close to a double entendre, but it's not quite in
It could be worse
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05-09-2015, 06:22 AM
(05-04-2015, 08:16 AM)Erthona Wrote:  ...
"Yes, that is a double entendre, so what's that?"

    It's a single entendre because your face really is a dog butt.
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05-09-2015, 06:34 AM
No, it's snot!


I didn't say that was that the poem was, I said The title of the series. But the double entendre in the poem was it's title:

"Yes I am too!(also)" --> "Yes I am two(age)!" The title should have read "Yes I am to" I was aware of the error and evidently forgot to correct it. Sorry.

But no they play on words of "I was snot" is not a double entendre.

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05-09-2015, 05:22 PM
(05-09-2015, 06:34 AM)Erthona Wrote:  ... I was aware of the error and evidently forgot to correct it. ...
dale

That's pretty much the story of my life (the 'aware' part is questionable, the 'forgot' is absolute ).
Pretty fucked up, but at least I'm not billy. Or, wait, am I? Oh jeezus I'm in hell and I'm billy and
I can see dale there, waving at me from across the river of fire.
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05-09-2015, 07:41 PM
(05-09-2015, 05:22 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(05-09-2015, 06:34 AM)Erthona Wrote:  ... I was aware of the error and evidently forgot to correct it. ...
dale

That's pretty much the story of my life (the 'aware' part is questionable, the 'forgot' is absolute ).
Pretty fucked up, but at least I'm not billy. Or, wait, am I? Oh jeezus I'm in hell and I'm billy and
I can see dale there, waving at me from across the river of fire.

Not so bad, certainly there are worse hells.
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05-12-2015, 09:38 PM
I'm in "Hellacious Acres" sipping a Mint Julep. Come on over Ray. I'll send you some flip flops that will allow you to walk on the river of fire. You'll love this little devil nymph girl that does massage, a nice massage I might add. The cells here at night are clean with comfy beds and a cold water cooler right next to it. The doors aren't even locked in case you need to go put out a fire in the middle of the night.

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05-12-2015, 10:32 PM
the first time i was reading this, i had to look real hard for that double entendre....until i realized that double entendres didn't always mean sexy things.

really, really, really awkward that for those first few moments, i though the last line was about, er, sexy things.
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05-12-2015, 11:49 PM
(05-04-2015, 08:16 AM)Erthona Wrote:  Yes I am too!

When I was still quite young
I was already very funny,
although some said that I was not,
I said no, my nose is just runny.

#1 In my poetry series based on cliche jokes, entitled "Yes, that is a double entendre, so what's that?"

Erthona

© 2015

A modest little piece, dale...but you have much to be modest about and not just your little piece.
Hysterical Period after funny.
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05-13-2015, 10:45 AM
But Tom, I'm a boy. I don't have periods. I would have thought, you would have worked that out by now. Well, never to late to start learning.

dale
RN,

Yeah that reminds me of a joke which I will not share. Makes me a little queasy just to think about it.

dale
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05-14-2015, 08:42 AM
(05-13-2015, 10:45 AM)Erthona Wrote:  But Tom, I'm a boy. I don't have periods. I would have thought, you would have worked
that out by now. Well, never to late to start learning.
dale
RN,
Yeah that reminds me of a joke which I will not share. Makes me a little queasy just to think about it.
dale

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   What does an elephant use for tampons?





   Sheep
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   Why do elephants have trunks?





   Sheep don't have strings.
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05-14-2015, 08:36 PM
Man that's old. I heard that one 35 years ago. I guess you know the definition of a cotton picker then?

dale
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05-15-2015, 09:44 AM
(05-14-2015, 08:36 PM)Erthona Wrote:  Man that's old. I heard that one 35 years ago. I guess you know the definition of a cotton picker then?
dale

Yes.


Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stomping out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
From stomping out burning ducks.

Why are crows black?
From flying over burning elephants.

What causes forest fires?
Burning crows.

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Why are elephants feet shaped that way?
To fit on lily pads.

Why isn't it safe to walk on the lily pads between 4 and 5 in the afternoon?
That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.

Why are frogs such good jumpers?
So they can walk on the lily pads between 4 and 5 in the afternoon.
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