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just mercedes Wrote:
A doll from North Carolina
had the world's most extensive vagina -
there's room for platoons
and planets with moons
and one of the exit's in China.
bena suggested it deserved to have it's own thread and I agree.
Maybe billy or one of our sublime overseers could put it by itself in a mercedes thread...
or hey, mercedes, you could do that; bena and I demand it!
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(04-21-2015, 09:08 AM)just mercedes Wrote: 
I redacted the other five, see below:
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You better watch it, billy's coming down hard on extreme comments in the
'poetry for fun' section. Using six
's is probably WAY over the line.
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This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
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(04-21-2015, 10:06 AM)just mercedes Wrote: This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
Ha, I knew a girl from NC on another forum that it could have been written for, but I liked her anyway.
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(04-21-2015, 10:27 AM)ellajam Wrote: (04-21-2015, 10:06 AM)just mercedes Wrote: This originally was 'A cowgirl from North Carolina' - about someone I didn't get on with, on another site. I'ma make more rude limericks and see if you can guess who they are maybe.
Ha, I knew a girl from NC on another forum that it could have been written for, but I liked her anyway.
Probably the same person - that happens, we all see each other differently.
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I'm kinda askeered of what merc's rude limerick about me would be!
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(04-21-2015, 12:21 PM)bena Wrote: I'm kinda askeered of what merc's rude limerick about me would be!
Don't worry; no rudeness could possible attain you.
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No I'm not. I value my friends here.
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(04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
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(04-21-2015, 04:13 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: (04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
You think there's a market?
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(04-21-2015, 04:23 PM)just mercedes Wrote: (04-21-2015, 04:13 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: (04-21-2015, 03:51 PM)just mercedes Wrote: No I'm not. I value my friends here.
Preparatory to selling them.
You think there's a market?
Yes, except for billy. With him, you're the one who has to pay.
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