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03-13-2015, 03:01 PM
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(03-13-2015, 02:57 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth
the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. - James 3:6
On my knees I must remember
set my tongue upon your member
when it swells to full from flaccid
burn it with sulfuric acid
While you blister, wail and weep
I will lay me down to sleep
should you die before I wake
I'll have extra chocolate cake
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Amen, Hallelujah.
Holy Hosannas this was funny as fuck.
Thanks for the laugh,
Mark
wae aye man ye radgie
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Man, those Bible people were kinky weird. They'd do anything for cake.
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Extra chocolate cake? That's just plain greedy.
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I don't think you understand how important cake is.
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I have a recipe for making Black Forest Cake in a slow cooker. I'm going to make it for Friday Lunch Club next week. They'll probably want something first though.
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No inferior pleasure should get in the way of Black Forest cake -- not even if you take your teeth out first.
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