09-15-2014, 07:38 AM
Fetch me the jokers who made me this suit,
I'm going to show them the end of my boot.
That little brat who told me their ruse,
give him a slap for being so rude.
Ask my wife what the hell she’s been drinking?
letting me out with my dangly bits tinkling.
Pimped my ride with the stereo pumping,
on the high street like I was something.
Those cat walk clowns, bring them here?
I want to make something perfectly clear.
This fictitious material so finely made,
is what they will wear for the rest of their days.
Here they are, Miss Quant and Gok Wan
glad you could make it, hope you had fun
crown jewels have shrunk, lost their sheen,
disappeared in the cold, pass me my jeans.
I see it all now how you played your game,
You know I love clothes and I’m terribly vain.
To decide your future this coin I will flip
heads you get naked tails you must strip.
Now then kingy what’s eating you?
you always look fab in just your see through.
We’ve got new material, just been flown in
gold weave from Russia designed by Stilltzkin
Of course you can have the suit by tomorrow,
Just give old Rumple something to borrow.
Only one made and never been worn,
all he wants is to take your first born.
I'm going to show them the end of my boot.
That little brat who told me their ruse,
give him a slap for being so rude.
Ask my wife what the hell she’s been drinking?
letting me out with my dangly bits tinkling.
Pimped my ride with the stereo pumping,
on the high street like I was something.
Those cat walk clowns, bring them here?
I want to make something perfectly clear.
This fictitious material so finely made,
is what they will wear for the rest of their days.
Here they are, Miss Quant and Gok Wan
glad you could make it, hope you had fun
crown jewels have shrunk, lost their sheen,
disappeared in the cold, pass me my jeans.
I see it all now how you played your game,
You know I love clothes and I’m terribly vain.
To decide your future this coin I will flip
heads you get naked tails you must strip.
Now then kingy what’s eating you?
you always look fab in just your see through.
We’ve got new material, just been flown in
gold weave from Russia designed by Stilltzkin
Of course you can have the suit by tomorrow,
Just give old Rumple something to borrow.
Only one made and never been worn,
all he wants is to take your first born.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
