Go Number Two

[Brownlie]

Just being facetious... Maybe this was too disrespectful.

If you’re going to poop, go number
Two
Otherwise, its number three.

If you’re going to poop, go number
Two.
This could mean holding water,
Juice, alcohol, pop, and
Maybe losing your pants.

Go number two
It could mean not peeing for 3 or 4 hours.
It could mean stinking up your
Long Johns.
It could mean stains
It could mean derision
Mockery,
Pressure.
Pressure is the gift,
All the others are a test of your
Endurance, of
How much you really want to
Hold it.
And you’ll hold it
Despite kidney stones and the wet pants
And it will be better than
Anything else
You can imagine.

If you’re going to poop,
Go number two
There is no other feeling like that.
You will spew a golden release
And the tiles will throb with
Relief
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Hold it.

Just go poo
Just go poo

You will quaff drinks straight to
Perfect pissing, it’s
The only good move
There is.

[bena]

I sense a series....

[Brownlie]

I sense a series....

Hey, scatological interpretations are actually serious business!

[rowens]

Do you remember, in The Ren & Stimpy Show, the original run on Nickelodeon, in one episode, Stimpy said he was going number three, but it was all a gag, because he was just watching tv in there? He wasn't supposed to be watching tv.