03-26-2014, 10:11 AM
We want to build a factory,
employment is the plan.
First some flood alleviation
we can’t build without a dam.
The newts are called Great Crested
and the bats are Pipistrelle,
we need to find them all new homes
in those trees we cannot fell.
The parish councils mad elect
and all the local planners,
are given jobs for the sake of jobs,
carried out devoid of manners.
Whats that? you want some water
not to mention electricity,
you'll need pipes, cables and connections
but we don't have the capacity.
Now before the community lets you begin,
we need to talk about the noise,
odour and permits, discharge and waste
Its OK we’ll send round the boys.
Have you thought of soil samples,
look out for something white.
Stop work! it could be human bones,
or an iron age settler’s site.
We are worried about the visuals
and the impact it could have.
So we contacted English Heritage
and they would like it clad.
You will work from nine till five
and shutdown at weekends,
the neighbours have opposed the build,
so these rules you must not bend.
Finally each palm is greased
and we can start our task.
Well sorry chaps we'll spend in Spain,
at least Zorro wears a mask.
employment is the plan.
First some flood alleviation
we can’t build without a dam.
The newts are called Great Crested
and the bats are Pipistrelle,
we need to find them all new homes
in those trees we cannot fell.
The parish councils mad elect
and all the local planners,
are given jobs for the sake of jobs,
carried out devoid of manners.
Whats that? you want some water
not to mention electricity,
you'll need pipes, cables and connections
but we don't have the capacity.
Now before the community lets you begin,
we need to talk about the noise,
odour and permits, discharge and waste
Its OK we’ll send round the boys.
Have you thought of soil samples,
look out for something white.
Stop work! it could be human bones,
or an iron age settler’s site.
We are worried about the visuals
and the impact it could have.
So we contacted English Heritage
and they would like it clad.
You will work from nine till five
and shutdown at weekends,
the neighbours have opposed the build,
so these rules you must not bend.
Finally each palm is greased
and we can start our task.
Well sorry chaps we'll spend in Spain,
at least Zorro wears a mask.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
I like that. When you use pipistrel bat, it seems as if you are referencing the aircraft, not the genus pipistrelle (you may want to check that). Sometimes it helps to see the humor in the midst of disaster. Thanks for the levity./Chris
