< hundred-foot penis >

[rayheinrich]

I befriended a creature from Venus,
Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
To arouse shock and awe
I eject from its maw
Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.

[Keith]

I befriended a creature from Venus,
Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
To arouse shock and awe
I'd eject from its maw
Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.

Thanks for making me laugh this morning Ray It was just what I needed. Best Keith

[ChristopherSea]

I befriended a creature from Venus,
Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
To arouse shock and awe
I'd eject from its maw
Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.

Thanks for making me laugh this morning Ray It was just what I needed. Best Keith

Wow, that outstretched Keith's shrinking alligator penis by 1,199 inches.

[Erthona]

So let me get this straight there was a creature who resembled a penis and had one hundred feet? So was he like a big cent-a-peed?

Come on Ray!


Dale

[bena]

The title grabbed me! Then I'm not sure what happened next, must have been slipped a mickey, but I sure as hell woke up sore!!!

[Erthona]

That's like Valium, they always make my butt hurt!

[Brownlie]

I befriended a creature from Venus,
Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
To arouse shock and awe
I eject from its maw
Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.

It's morning now and I'll warble my cock song. Bear my flute into the wind and spray my seed into the piercing gusts. Begot by me I see vast fields of corn and carrots spring from miracle grow. My aid from in vats and stirred by men.

[rayheinrich]

So let me get this straight there was a creature who resembled a penis and had one hundred feet? So was he like a big cent-a-peed?

Come on Ray!

Dale

So... you're telling me yours doesn't?

[milo]

I befriended a creature from Venus,
Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
To arouse shock and awe
I eject from its maw
Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.

A centipede penis you say?
Well, that just sounds awfully gay.
Like 100 punts from
from runny old cunts
and the penis is running away.

[JMSelden]

Where was I, during this visit to Venus?
This penis shan't come between us, I mean this.
The unimaginable imagery, one sure craves,
can't be poked at by any your knaves.
When shall the next trip treat us?

[Brownlie]

Here you go this about Whitman and his penis..

Come gather around to my flute
And dance to my clarion’s toot
My flatulence blows
Away all the schmoes
That lick on the sole of my boot

[Brownlie]

Ya, these can go on forever.

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Ya, these can go on forever.

Here we go again more Whitman bashing. Poor Guy.

While bellowing fatherly dew
The cock of my hat is askew
I christen the grass
With verse out my ass
In litanies longer than you.

[QDeathstar]

?

When i read the title, i thought Rick Ross Black Coffins


I need a hundred foot penis for a hundred gay men
A hundred lube tubes so I can wear they ass in
I need a hundred foot penis with a mighty spray to swell
Oh no, a hundred foot penis, while i cum from in jail
I need a hundred foot penis, big penis, oh lord, big penis', oh lord
I need a hundred foot penis, big penis, oh lord, big penis'
I need a hundred...

[JMSelden]

Now looking back, there is no actual penis at all. Just a creature having the, perhaps unfortunate, look of one. The poor creature can't help but feel awkward around us earthlings.

[QDeathstar]

Hmm.

Thats deep, bro.


He should be happy though, if he is a he. He could be the very first phallic folk hero.

Though, if he is a she i'll have to reexamine that one eyed wonder. :yes:

[rayheinrich]

Now looking back, there is no actual penis at all. Just a creature having the, perhaps unfortunate, look of one. The poor creature can't help but feel awkward around us earthlings.

It is we who should be feeling awkward, Billeye (the closest
I can come to mouthing its name) informs me; as we are the
ones who, at first, think they are witnessing a 100 foot penis.

The question of gender has never come up (only me),
but the question of flaccidity has come up since Bi (Billeye)
weighs about 10% more here on Earth. On Venus Bi would
resemble a 125 foot penis.

After asking (and I trying to answer) various questions
concerning idioms, phraseology, terminology, vernacular,
and the peculiar sexual organs we Earthlings possess;
Bi informed me that he quite enjoyed these:

I would hate to be hung just like this
'Cuz some things would be rather amiss
I would need a blood donor
To get a good boner
And forty-five minutes to piss

Come gather around to my flute
And dance to my clarion’s toot
My flatulence blows
Away all the schmoes
That lick on the sole of my boot

Some say it's a matter of pride
If the penis is lengthy and wide
I may not hit bottom
But skills? Yeah, I got 'em
I'll bang the hell out of the sides

While bellowing fatherly dew
The cock of my hat is askew
I christen the grass
With verse out my ass
In litanies longer than you.

Bi is busy translating some of its own off-color (quite literally)
poetry and will endeavor, with my help, to post it here.

[Brownlie]

Now looking back, there is no actual penis at all. Just a creature having the, perhaps unfortunate, look of one. The poor creature can't help but feel awkward around us earthlings.

It is we who should be feeling awkward, Billeye (the closest
I can come to mouthing its name) informs me; as we are the
ones who, at first, think they are witnessing a 100 foot penis.

The question of gender has never come up (only me),
but the question of flaccidity has come up since Bi (Billeye)
weighs about 10% more here on Earth. On Venus Bi would
resemble a 125 foot penis.

After asking (and I trying to answer) various questions
concerning idioms, phraseology, terminology, vernacular,
and the peculiar sexual organs we Earthlings possess;
Bi informed me that he quite enjoyed these:

I would hate to be hung just like this
'Cuz some things would be rather amiss
I would need a blood donor
To get a good boner
And forty-five minutes to piss

Come gather around to my flute
And dance to my clarion’s toot
My flatulence blows
Away all the schmoes
That lick on the sole of my boot

Some say it's a matter of pride
If the penis is lengthy and wide
I may not hit bottom
But skills? Yeah, I got 'em
I'll bang the hell out of the sides

While bellowing fatherly dew
The cock of my hat is askew
I christen the grass
With verse out my ass
In litanies longer than you.

Bi is busy translating some of its own off-color (quite literally)
poetry and will endeavor, with my help, to post it here.

Well, good luck to Bi the penis guy.

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[Ghasten]

Oh gawd the funniest poem i've read in a long time