penis

[billy]

how did we get it's name, what's the root of it (no pun intended)
is the word related in any way to the other word;
penal

[Leanne]

Pig Pen
penetrate
pendulous
penitent

...

[Viktor Vaughn]

Apparently it was Latin for tail or some bollocks like that.

[tigrflye]

I had hoped
for just a moment
that this was a poem about a penis.
Hm.
You hang your tail in front,
a place I keep my c...

[Mitya]

I am sure the great and powerful google will know. Let me check.

Says there that the etymology for penis comes from the Latin 'tail'. All righty, then. Good work, Victor Vaughn. Promotions all around.

[billy]

yes, yes, ive read the poem....a country tail

I had hoped
for just a moment
that this was a poem about a penis.
Hm.
You hang your tail in front,
a place I keep my c...

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I am sure the great and powerful google will know. Let me check.

Says there that the etymology for penis comes from the Latin 'tail'. All righty, then. Good work, Victor Vaughn. Promotions all around.

yes excellent but how did we get to penis from tail ???

[ChristopherSea]

Some may consider penis a penalty, but pen may be all they have in common. As for tail, there is an advantage to wearing one upfront. You can keep an eye on it.

[billy]

there's a term for people like you chris, it's wanker

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that last one was a joke of course, just in case a complaint goes in

[Mitya]

Some of my best friends ware wankers, actually. Shameless blokes, really. I pray for them every day, but you really can't judge them for what they are.

[Leanne]

This site would be a wasteland without wankers. We depend on them for the best poetry.

All poetry is masturbation. Some of it even results in satisfaction.

[Mitya]

I like the way you think, Leanne. If I ever win a nobel prize, I'll be quoting you, I swear.

[Leanne]

If you're quoting me, you'll have to swear

[tectak]

This site would be a wasteland without wankers. We depend on them for the best poetry.

All poetry is masturbation. Some of it even results in satisfaction.

Pull the other one.....

[Todd]

All poetry is masturbation.

Now how could I argue with this, after I just explicitly wrote a poem on this topic.

Even if I hadn't, it's true.

[Mitya]

I know in spanish you can say "cola" for penis. When I was a little boy my dad would always remind me to "wash my cola." I wrote a lot of poetry in those days.