American Jeezus

[ThePinsir]

My first politically inspired piece. It's here...because it's light-hearted, not really serious, and I only wrote it to try to piss some people off.



The Nazarene commanded of all men:
"Don't feed the destitute, just let them die.
I forbid you men from loving other guys;
abortion is by far the greatest sin.
The Kingdom's bought and only whites get in.
The way of God's to persecute and lie;
you'll need your guns: fifteens and forty-fives.
So burn in hell unless Republican!"
The "Christian Right": is that some kind of joke?
The Savior taught to me's the Prince of Peace
and Pharisees today are derping right along.
"Sell all you have and follow me. My yoke
is easy, burden light". I hope they cease
denying left is right and right is wrong.