All these tattooed bearded men will be the death of me.

[ChristopherSea]

Chris, that's lovely. How long have you been together?

Well newsclippings, we met online 9 years ago on a poetry site and we celebrate our 6th wedding aniversary next month.

[newsclippings]

It's great that you managed to jump the internet hurdle and prosper. I imagine when you meet someone in person for the first time after talking to them online, it's like meeting them for the first time again. There are mannerisms to get used to.

[ChristopherSea]

Yes, but we established such firm spiritual, artisitic and common interest grounds, and of course mutual adoration, that the other things seemed minor.

[jdeirmend]

Well. While we're on the subject.

I've tried all types and kinds. You know, my inner boyscout, who did achieve the rank of Eagle BTW, is constantly pining over badass, tatted up chicks. Most of these tend to have little besides glitter and sunshine between their ears. But, it's really just a femdom thing, because what I'm looking for, in each case, is to be crushed, however unaware I am of this until after it happens. Though the thought of the intimate act with such women is tremendously enticing, coming close to its actual consummation is the most repulsive thing to me.

Getting painfully, embarrassingly rejected, however, gives me crazy jollies.

Then, I get this idea that "decent girls" who seem to represent a certain heteronormative "wholesomeness" are the types I should really go after . . . Oh brother.

That pretty much ends the same way. Then I go back to the badass girls with the bad daddy/absent mommy issues, and the cycle repeats itself.

So yeah. Pretty much par for the course for a poetic/philosophical type.

[ChristopherSea]

It's those goody two-shoes gals that want to be naughty that I fall for!

[jdeirmend]

It's those goody two-shoes gals that want to be naughty that I fall for!

Lady in the street, freak in the bed. Ludachris, who bears your namesake, also approves.



I'm not sure how it's come to this. But yes, it seems I just embedded a Lil' John music video on this site.

[ellajam]

Lady in the street, freak in the bed.

Her? umm, not quite.

[jdeirmend]

Lady in the street, freak in the bed.

Her? umm, not quite.

Certainly not! None of those ladies in the video would perhaps qualify . . . but it's a line from the song, 3/4 way through, when Luda picks it up. God I feel ashamed right now.

[ellajam]

Lady in the street, freak in the bed.

Her? umm, not quite.

Certainly not! None of those ladies in the video would perhaps qualify . . . but it's a line from the song, 3/4 way through, when Luda picks it up. God I feel ashamed right now.

Nah, I enjoyed the vid, bouncy.

[ChristopherSea]

I like ample booty with some bounce! ((( (_i_) )))