07-06-2013, 12:51 PM
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< today, i'm bringing about world peace >
This morning i was thinking about world peace
while masturbating in the shower and all that
righteous energy felt so good i hurt myself
but it's only a little tear and though it did
bleed a lot it was a small price to pay for
bringing about world peace.
After that i went to the grocery store and got
one of those giant bottles of cheap wine and
after a few glasses i can feel it happening
i'm bringing about world peace.
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