Ballad of a Manly Man

[kevinawh@gmail.com]

I am a manly man
No man shall take what's mine
and if they ever try to
I will whine my manly whine
I take my manly fork
and raise my manly cup
I eat till I am big and fat
and drink till I throw up

Hie-Ho!

I am a manly man
When other men I meet
If they would fight I let them pass
Lest they should kick my manly ass
All men will know my name
all places that I go
For I carve it in the mountain sides
and write it in the snow

Hie-Ho!

I am a manly man
a manly man am I
And if a man speak ill of me
Tis likely I will cry
For I have a manly soul
and a mighty manly heart
just pull my manly finger and Behold!!
a manly fart!

Hie-Ho!

I live a manly life
I build things with my hands
I sometimes swear and throw my tools
Indeed, a manly man!
The sun shines on my balding spot
and hair grows from my ears
I tell manly lies about my size
When talking with my peers

Hie-Ho!

Yes we live in a world
Where manly men are few
So we must join together
Manly men like me and you
So join hand in hand
and sing the song with pride
Standing at the urinals
Side by side by side

Hie-Ho!

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didn't mean for my email to be my displayed name, oh, what the hell.

[thislimeismine]

I think I may have died. : D