A Scouse Pub Crawl (Audio)

[Keith]

I’ve roared at the Red Lion,
puked in the Potter’s Wheel,
cadged fags in the Duck and Firkin,
smoked dimps from the Slippery Eel.

I’ve slumped in the Merry Sloop,
slipped in the Pied Bulls bogs,
lost a fiver to the Golden Fleece,
drunk dregs from others pots.

Fell down steps in the Tumbling Deice,
got thrown out of the Slaughtered Lamb,
cut my head in the Splintered Barrel,
and was beaten by the Green Man.

I coughed blood in the Poacher’s Pocket,
started shaking in the Queens Arms,
stripped naked in the Cock and Sparrow,
waltzed in the List and Brahms.

Slept rough in the Railway Tavern,
found cirrhosis of the quill and quiver,
smelled like shit in the Pig and Truffle,
lost it all in the Stand and Deliver.

My name is Keith
and I've been sober for 63 days
and 11 hours.

[cidermaid]

Loved the final twist on the last lines. Nicely done. and well read.
(Think you should insert a name into the text)
AJ.

Think I've found all of your audios now...looks like you found a new plaything and had a bit of a frenzy.
Thanks for posting them up I've enjoyed the extra dimension of listening as well as reading.

[Keith]

Thanks for taking the time AJ much appreciated, yes I have been playing with a new toy. I had my name in but took it out