04-12-2021, 04:41 AM
TRUMP TURF!
My neighbor was a big supporter
of the former president and she was thrilled
to be the first customer to sign on
to have her lawn re-sodded
with the exciting NEW, BEST thing
in lawn care: TRUMP TURF!
Her jaw dropped when TRUMP himself
came to supervise the job.
Before even starting, TRUMP instructed the crew
to erect a ten foot American flag
in her front yard, with TRUMP TURF!
in gold letters across it.
My neighbor was aghast, but TRUMP
pointed out that she must have missed
the fine print stipulating that it was part
of the contract. After she complained
to the crew, TRUMP immediately
fired all of them, and left (flag intact).
Then she received a certified letter
from TRUMP’s attorneys claiming
that she had defaulted on the contract
and owed TRUMP TURF! the sum of
$40,000. After she got angry, she took
down the flag, and promptly received
an invoice for another $10,000, and a visit
from the local police for destruction
of property. She realized the situation
was hopeless, and forked over the $50,000.
She told me she considered it a donation
to a possible TRUMP 2024 campaign.
My neighbor was a big supporter
of the former president and she was thrilled
to be the first customer to sign on
to have her lawn re-sodded
with the exciting NEW, BEST thing
in lawn care: TRUMP TURF!
Her jaw dropped when TRUMP himself
came to supervise the job.
Before even starting, TRUMP instructed the crew
to erect a ten foot American flag
in her front yard, with TRUMP TURF!
in gold letters across it.
My neighbor was aghast, but TRUMP
pointed out that she must have missed
the fine print stipulating that it was part
of the contract. After she complained
to the crew, TRUMP immediately
fired all of them, and left (flag intact).
Then she received a certified letter
from TRUMP’s attorneys claiming
that she had defaulted on the contract
and owed TRUMP TURF! the sum of
$40,000. After she got angry, she took
down the flag, and promptly received
an invoice for another $10,000, and a visit
from the local police for destruction
of property. She realized the situation
was hopeless, and forked over the $50,000.
She told me she considered it a donation
to a possible TRUMP 2024 campaign.