04-11-2021, 08:07 AM
USA USA USA
President Cooper was elected in 1973
at the young age of just eighteen.
His campaign manager was a monkey
who wore roller-skates and smoked
like a chimpanzee, handing out cash
from a white wheelbarrow.
The vote was a generation landslide,
mainly due to his policy on academic abolition.
His slogan “ Hello Hooray” quickly turned
sour when he was accused of selling
billion dollar babies on the open market.
This, would be Mr. Nice Guy, quickly fell from grace
and his decline was compounded when he told
a mother of four from Detroit to go to hell
after that everything he said
was considered poison by the press.
He captured his brief tenure in the Whitehouse
in his autobiography, titled ”Welcome to my Nightmare”
which reached number 19 in the best sellers list in 1975.
President Cooper was elected in 1973
at the young age of just eighteen.
His campaign manager was a monkey
who wore roller-skates and smoked
like a chimpanzee, handing out cash
from a white wheelbarrow.
The vote was a generation landslide,
mainly due to his policy on academic abolition.
His slogan “ Hello Hooray” quickly turned
sour when he was accused of selling
billion dollar babies on the open market.
This, would be Mr. Nice Guy, quickly fell from grace
and his decline was compounded when he told
a mother of four from Detroit to go to hell
after that everything he said
was considered poison by the press.
He captured his brief tenure in the Whitehouse
in his autobiography, titled ”Welcome to my Nightmare”
which reached number 19 in the best sellers list in 1975.
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