05-14-2012, 06:15 PM
A poem for me
I like whisky, wine and women, I like clichés in my life.
I like farting after dinner, sneezing loudly round my wife.
I like writing, singing, crying; yes, I mean it..and I do.
I like shitting in my bathroom whilst looking at the rural view.
I like bacon for my breakfast, I like it smoked and cut real thick.
I like to splat tomato ketchup and afterwards my plate I lick.
I like to cause an angry row then walk away and watch TV.
I like to watch the Jeremy Kyle show, schadenfreude is good for me .
I like to look at porn on Sunday, television then is crass.
I like it 'cause it's free and healthy. Afterwards I like a bath.
I like to cook for friends I've cultured, I've got enought to tolerate.
I like them all around the table, usually six but sometimes eight.
I like the praise, I like the glory, I like the eulogising finks.
I like to think they think I'm modest. Actually, I just like to think.
I like to go back in my memories, reminisce about my youth
I like to hear no one believes me. I don't care...my life, my truth.
I like to disagree on most things, compromise is pretty tame.
I like to bicker, snap and point-score. I treat it all as one great game.
I like, I like...I like a challenge. No I don't. I'm running out.
I like to finish what I've started. I like to end on a strong rhyme.
Tectak
2000
Just for those who write for themselves......or is it?
I like whisky, wine and women, I like clichés in my life.
I like farting after dinner, sneezing loudly round my wife.
I like writing, singing, crying; yes, I mean it..and I do.
I like shitting in my bathroom whilst looking at the rural view.
I like bacon for my breakfast, I like it smoked and cut real thick.
I like to splat tomato ketchup and afterwards my plate I lick.
I like to cause an angry row then walk away and watch TV.
I like to watch the Jeremy Kyle show, schadenfreude is good for me .
I like to look at porn on Sunday, television then is crass.
I like it 'cause it's free and healthy. Afterwards I like a bath.
I like to cook for friends I've cultured, I've got enought to tolerate.
I like them all around the table, usually six but sometimes eight.
I like the praise, I like the glory, I like the eulogising finks.
I like to think they think I'm modest. Actually, I just like to think.
I like to go back in my memories, reminisce about my youth
I like to hear no one believes me. I don't care...my life, my truth.
I like to disagree on most things, compromise is pretty tame.
I like to bicker, snap and point-score. I treat it all as one great game.
I like, I like...I like a challenge. No I don't. I'm running out.
I like to finish what I've started. I like to end on a strong rhyme.
Tectak
2000
Just for those who write for themselves......or is it?