Lying

[Wildcard]

i wrote this piece before mark did

No! I am a bigger liar than you

Aside about lying:

Tom, a deacon of the church was known to be a liar. The people of the congregation got together and said, 'We need to do something about this lying deacon!' So they formed a plan. They would tell brother Tom the biggest, most ridiculous lie so that he could see how stupid and unnecessary lying is. The went to brother Tom's home to visit him.

"Brother Tom, while you were out last Sunday, you won't believe what happened!

Right in the middle of Sunday school, a bear came busting through the back doors of the church and began to terrorize the congregation. It lumbered down the middle isle and straight up to the communion table, turning it over.

As it continued to roar and bellow, a tiny chihuahua ran through the open church doors and commenced to fighting the dog. Brother Tom, I'm here to tell you that that little chihuahua dog not only whooped, but consumed that bear- ate him up!

Now brother Tom, do you believe that?"

The church folks didn't have to wait long for Tom's reply:

"Believe it!?" he asked, "Preacher that was my dog!"