John Holmes Is Dead

[Veronique]

There was a purpose for John Holmes
and his 'Biff-Bam Thank-You Maam's,'
a method in his pendulating creed.
Propensity for kicking out the shams
of decency by a storehouse of salty seed.
Erections on cue. Forbearance damns,
stalls the act. The trick’s to enviate the normal size,
and dangle it rising before a starlet's eyes.
No matter if in film (or out beside a lake),
for power in the loins leads to give and take.
Contortions to admit the thing between her buns,
propinquity to her thighs. It's not the same old dance
for innocent Annabel and Sue. Blow the horns
forever! for the head that bobs needs no bribes.
A well-endowed man gives off succulent vibes.

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