Fourteen Lines of Liberty

[Bronte]

Without his Dirty Dozen, there stood Lee,
A gun stuck to his hand for ev'ry role,
The finest baddie you will ever see,
With Jimmy Stewart's killin' as his goal.
Well Jim was squeaky clean, and even though
He couldn't shoot the breeze, he thought he'd try
To take this sumbitch out -- but viewers know
It was the Duke who made Lee Marvin die.
And Jim, a politician through and through,
Took credit, got the girl and won the day,
And lived a lie as all good lawyers do --
What happened to the Duke? Well, he turned gay.
So here's the lesson: truth is bad, my friend --
All people want is bullshit in the end.

he turned gay! oh my funny bump! that is going to make Terry sob like a big girl I need to sit down with a carmra for this!