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[popeye]

If you throw a cat out the window, the results are quite similar. The sound is a little different, and sometimes it's harder to clean up, but there's no gain to be had without a little hard work. Even just in throwing, you risk tearing a rotator cuff.

It does become slightly confusing, you don't know whether it's pure dogma or a catechism.