We're All Queer In Our Own Way:

[billy]

thanks for the feedback phil.
i tried to change the grammar in the 2nd.

in the uk, a lollipop man is someone who mans road crossings at school times.
his dad was a lollipop man. the stop sign is the typ thats held in the hand by the lollipop man (it looks like a giant lollipop, hence the name.)