01-17-2012, 09:29 PM
The only person I have ever heard say that Texas or Texans (only non-Texans use the word Texians, the same people who say Row-Day-OH, or Pee-Can) sucks was a Yankee. But hey Ray, why don't you go down to one of your little dwarf rabbit rodeos and yell out your opinion real loud and see what kind of response you get. Even a dog knows better than to foul his own bedding! An that there's the truth pardner! And of course when I say pardner I mean ankle biter!
Well you come in here a yelling, just like you own this bar,
and that coat and tie you’re wearing makes you look like a rodeo star,
but to you the lone prairie is like a Marlboro cigarette,
you found it in some magazine right beside your Penthouse pet.
Well you ain’t rode no broncos, and you ain’t roped no steer
you ain’t put no hot branding iron on no Brahma rear,
you ain’t worked in the shoots so don’t try telling me that,
you ain’t no cowboy, you just found that hat.
Well you’re learning how to drink whiskey, and you’re gonna learn how to fight,
and you just might get the woman home, if you get her stoned tonight
you might even get her buffaloed into thinking you’re a rodeo king,
but in the morning when she wakes up, she won’t believe a thing.
Well you ain’t rode no broncos, and you ain’t roped no steer
you ain’t put no hot branding iron on no Brahma rear,
you ain’t worked in the shoots so don’t try telling me that,
you ain’t no cowboy, you just found that hat.
Well you come in here a yelling, just like you own this bar,
and that coat and tie you’re wearing makes you look like a rodeo star,
but to you the lone prairie is like a Marlboro cigarette,
you found it in some magazine right beside your Penthouse pet.
Well you ain’t rode no broncos, and you ain’t roped no steer
you ain’t put no hot branding iron on no Brahma rear,
you ain’t worked in the shoots so don’t try telling me that,
you ain’t no cowboy, you just found that hat.
Well you’re learning how to drink whiskey, and you’re gonna learn how to fight,
and you just might get the woman home, if you get her stoned tonight
you might even get her buffaloed into thinking you’re a rodeo king,
but in the morning when she wakes up, she won’t believe a thing.
Well you ain’t rode no broncos, and you ain’t roped no steer
you ain’t put no hot branding iron on no Brahma rear,
you ain’t worked in the shoots so don’t try telling me that,
you ain’t no cowboy, you just found that hat.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.