01-17-2012, 12:45 AM
this is a true story.
on bonfire night, i went outside to light the bonfire (it was a biggun.)
so i poured the petrol on it and realised i had no lighter. i eventually got one and
when i lit the fire it went whooomph suck the air out of my lungs melted me trousers and burnt half me eye brows off
there was a brown fairy ring about 50 feet in diameter. we had about 30 guests and all of them were falling over themselves
laughing.
oh ...you can shove your poem where the sun don't fuckin shine
on bonfire night, i went outside to light the bonfire (it was a biggun.)
so i poured the petrol on it and realised i had no lighter. i eventually got one and
when i lit the fire it went whooomph suck the air out of my lungs melted me trousers and burnt half me eye brows off
there was a brown fairy ring about 50 feet in diameter. we had about 30 guests and all of them were falling over themselves
laughing.
oh ...you can shove your poem where the sun don't fuckin shine