< scorpions >

[rayheinrich]

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"how do you load em up with the aids vaccine?"

The scorpions are genetically engineered to make it internally.


"why not just inject it into the person?"

Direct quote from poem (ha, caught you, you're just phoning this in!):

  "Scorpions, the business plan states, are a lot
   cheaper than doctors or drug companies and can
   reproduce themselves right where they're needed
   requiring only unskilled labor."


"snakes without venom would be great"

One word: 'Python'


P.S.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A scorpion sitting on the East Bank of the Jordan River asks a frog to carry him across.
“What if you sting me?,” the frog demurs. “Why would I do that?,” counters the scorpion.
“Then we’d both drown.”

The frog is persuaded and takes the scorpion on his back. Midway across the river
the scorpion stings the frog. “Why did you do that? Now we’ll both die!,” protests the frog.
“This is the Middle East,” the scorpion replies.