< this is literature for chrissake >

[Leanne]

It is perfectly true, I did say that, though Ray has oversimplified the ratio thing -- it's a sliding scale, greatly dependent on how blue the sky is on any given day from a secret vantage point in Antarctica and how reliable the reports are. Penguins are difficult to train as meteorologists, even at this most basic level.

No, it's not your self-esteem, it's a boil.