It's Official!

[popeye]

I'm sure that she'd want me to point out that there are some
punctuation errors in that limerick:

    A poet, a venerable Ms.
    At punctuation was really a Wiz.
    But the wrong use of it's.
    Would give her the shits.
    Hurrah, it's official, it's now 'tis!

Line 3 should be:
    But the wrong use of "it's".

Line 5, depending on your intentions, should be one of these two:
    Hurrah, it's official, it's now "'tis!"
    Hurrah, it's official, "it's" now "'tis!"

P.S. Line 5 doesn't scan all that well.

I bow to your sentience ray,
Clearer than any X-ray,
Such an apostrophic art,
In profile, much like a chart,
I here, my thanks do convey!

Line 5, to my eternal dismay
Should've been,
Not hurrah,
But who? ray! cheers

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Quite right Ray, turn the screws another notch!


I still like "trees break wind" better!

So do I Dale, just looking for reaction cheers

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A poet, a venerable Ms.
At punctuation was really a Wiz.
But the wrong use of it's.
Would give her the shits.
Hurrah, it's official, it's now 'tis!

What you talkin' about, Willis?

Dunnowatchyamean!