Happy New Year 2012

[Wildcard]

My turn:

I can't seem to keep,
My new resolutions,
So after some thought,
I've reached a solution:

I'll make a resolve,
To drink lots of beer
And smoke like a fiend
The rest of next year

I'll swear on my mom,
To be such a lout
And lay around daily,
Till I get the gout

On top of all this,
I'll take up new drugs
And increase my intake
Of casual love

When next year rolls round,
If I even make it,
I'll swear to be drunk,
Fat and always be naked

Happy New Year y'all!!!