12-29-2011, 09:19 PM
There was a giant burger from Texas
That pressured my aortic plexus
It made me quite cringe
(Boxing Day eating binge)
As thoughts of it clumped in a nexus
There was an old codger from Klinge
(The thought of him just makes me cringe)
Boxing Day eating binge
Made his stomach unhinge
Left his face with a nasty grey tinge
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions

