Destruction of the Christ

[Wildcard]

Sergeant Claude is taking you down town
(sung to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)

Oh! You better watch out,
it ain’t no lie
Sergeant Claude’s a voyeur,
he likes to spy.
Now Sergeant Claude is taking you down town.
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He works for the PO-lice,
Undercover working vice,
if he catches you having fun,
you know it won’t be nice.

Chorus:
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He knows that you’ve been drinking,
and driving in your car,
and if he sees you doing that,
you know you want get far.

Chorus:
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That girl that you’ve been seeing,
did you know she’s underage,
and if you're caught in bed with her,
he’ll lock you in a cage.

Chorus:

There aren't enough smilies to show how freaking great this is!

Btw I was glad to see POlice as that how it's pronounced in these here hills :d

It might help if I'd heard of the original song before

It's better than what I came up with . . . big fat nothing(Aish stole my Jingle Bells ) We used to sing that as kinds (Wasn't that on The Simpsons?)

For you my dearest,

In the Bleak Mid Winter
Frosty winds made moan
Earth stood hard as iron
Water like a stone
Snow had fallen, snow on snow
sno'o'w on snow
In the Bleak Mid Winter
Lo'o'o'ng ago

Thanks Jill! Now I can see what's going on. Nice job.