12-24-2011, 04:58 AM
Sergeant Claude is taking you down town
(sung to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)
Oh! You better watch out,
it ain’t no lie
Sergeant Claude’s a voyeur,
he likes to spy.
Now Sergeant Claude is taking you down town.
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He works for the PO-lice,
Undercover working vice,
if he catches you having fun,
you know it won’t be nice.
Chorus:
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He knows that you’ve been drinking,
and driving in your car,
and if he sees you doing that,
you know you want get far.
Chorus:
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That girl that you’ve been seeing,
did you know she’s underage,
and if you're caught in bed with her,
he’ll lock you in a cage.
Chorus:
(sung to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)
Oh! You better watch out,
it ain’t no lie
Sergeant Claude’s a voyeur,
he likes to spy.
Now Sergeant Claude is taking you down town.
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He works for the PO-lice,
Undercover working vice,
if he catches you having fun,
you know it won’t be nice.
Chorus:
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He knows that you’ve been drinking,
and driving in your car,
and if he sees you doing that,
you know you want get far.
Chorus:
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That girl that you’ve been seeing,
did you know she’s underage,
and if you're caught in bed with her,
he’ll lock you in a cage.
Chorus:
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.