mas Carol (>
< Aish)
Every year my kids help me ruin -- I mean rewrite -- a few Christmas Carols, like this one:
I saw Molly Kitten’s sandy claws
Underneath the fish and chip shop light --
She didn’t hear me come
Up behind, she was too dumb,
She didn’t even notice me until I kicked her bum.
Then I saw Molly Kitten’s sandy claws
Flying through the air, oh what a sight!
Don’t know what I’m gonna say
To the RSPCA --
Who’d have thought those lights would make the cat ignite?
and this:
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
They made you in a factory
With plastic leaves and plastic trunk
You're mostly old recycled junk
You'll never die, you're evergreen
And made of polyethylene
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Requires some assembly
Keeping it reasonably family-friendly, maybe we could all have a go?
< Aish)Every year my kids help me ruin -- I mean rewrite -- a few Christmas Carols, like this one:
I saw Molly Kitten’s sandy claws
Underneath the fish and chip shop light --
She didn’t hear me come
Up behind, she was too dumb,
She didn’t even notice me until I kicked her bum.
Then I saw Molly Kitten’s sandy claws
Flying through the air, oh what a sight!
Don’t know what I’m gonna say
To the RSPCA --
Who’d have thought those lights would make the cat ignite?
and this:
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
They made you in a factory
With plastic leaves and plastic trunk
You're mostly old recycled junk
You'll never die, you're evergreen
And made of polyethylene
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Requires some assembly
Keeping it reasonably family-friendly, maybe we could all have a go?
It could be worse