12-12-2011, 08:32 AM
What about "or whimper bland"? Mostly for meter, but also for a little extra nod to pastiche (pastiche of T.S. the pastiche king, that's irony for you!)
I think your accent has slipped somewhere between Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
I think your accent has slipped somewhere between Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

It could be worse
