< Eel Meal Appeal >

[rayheinrich]

--------- < Eel Meal Appeal > ---------

Not very genteel and a wee bit surreal
As the barnacles peel off the paint (almost teal)
They reveal that the keel of your boat's made of steel
And it's not quite ideal to have me at the wheel
As you deal with an eel with your rod and your reel

So what's the appeal of a creel filled with eel?
The feelings she'll feel at the sight of the meal?
The sound of her squeal when your meal you reveal?
Her face so unreal as the whole deal congeals?

It's all for the steal of a kiss to unseal
It's the fear that you'll feel the weight of her heel
That she'll give you a yes to your spiel as you kneel
It's your hearing the sound of the wedding bell peal

So much zeal to conceal and your vows to repeal!
If it's love that you feel, then I make this appeal:
Leave the eel to that seal, it's best to have veal.