Bought and Still Paying:

[Aish]

The tongue flip-flops.
Swan lake of the flounder family
thrashing between tides I really liked this line in tandem with the one below it.
of a coarse lipped mouth
venal bitch with ass-burger syndrome Such a great word play on Asperger's!
bad-breathed and greasy,
her dentures dancing in the glass
she worries food, and men I can see this vividly.
gumming; a toothless crush
"where's the fucking ketchup"
she spits, as I walk out.

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a small edit based on feedback from Todd and AA

This was a good chuckle, Billy. Cheers!