Latitude

[Leanne]

Were you commissioned by the just-finished Latitudes festival for next year? It'd be your chance to hob-nob with some muso types, and the poshos -- I know what a snob you are.

I wish I had thought up the first four lines. Grrr! But thanks also for a mild dose of ambiguity ---- any more clarity, and I'm leaving!

There's a festival and I missed it? Of course I did, I'm far too busy being staid and boring and domesticated these days... gone are the hobnobbing days, unless you're talking about the biscuits