Shakespeare's Best Bits
#2
From Henry VI:

DICK
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

CADE
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable
thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should
be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled
o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings:
but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal
once to a thing, and I was never mine own man
since.



And from The Taming of the Shrew (I was Katherina in the high school rendition, could you guess?):

PETRUCHIO:
Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.

KATHERINA:
Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
It could be worse
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Shakespeare's Best Bits - by abu nuwas - 07-14-2011, 07:30 AM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by Leanne - 07-14-2011, 03:17 PM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by billy - 07-14-2011, 03:24 PM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by Todd - 07-15-2011, 03:34 AM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by abu nuwas - 07-15-2011, 04:41 AM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by ICSoria - 07-22-2011, 04:16 PM
RE: Shakespeare's Best Bits - by Leanne - 07-22-2011, 04:49 PM



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