07-04-2011, 06:45 PM
“I don’t understand,” said the mare to the man
“What on earth are you doing with that?”
She snickered and snorted; the farmer retorted
“My wife thinks it’s awfully fat.”
“Now come on, my dear – see here, see here,
“I know it deserves a good lickin’ –
But it’s not worth your life if it turns out your wife
Finds you’ve bought some Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
“What on earth are you doing with that?”
She snickered and snorted; the farmer retorted
“My wife thinks it’s awfully fat.”
“Now come on, my dear – see here, see here,
“I know it deserves a good lickin’ –
But it’s not worth your life if it turns out your wife
Finds you’ve bought some Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
It could be worse