if there were a God?

[abu nuwas]

Interestingly, assuming my definition (God is a supreme being who alone subsists of himself and is infinite in all perfections, omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent) is what we are discussing, it flows from that, that there can be no limitations on God's possibilities or activities, save those which are impossible by reason of being contradictions in terms -- like a round square. Thus, he could arrange matters exactly to fit those who suppose that physics proves his non-existence; or he could be the man with a long white beard (which reminds me, must go to the barber before I get more God-like); and as for ensuring that everyone recognised him upon some second coming, well, that would surely be a piece of piss!

Ten to one my ignorant spell-check will argue about 'subsist', as it did earlier about 'volte-face'-- can't someone make a grown-up one?