I wonder if there's someone-

[billy]

I wonder if there’s someone
Everybody wants to fuck. [for me this couplet feels unnecessary ]

A charmer of nuns
And housewives
Who never had
To purchase cologne,
Slip anything
In a drink,
Or rely on a fifty
To buy company.

“Oh, that Gregory”
His mother would say.
“He’s been fucking
Since he knew
How to tie a shoe”
And of course,
The mother would’ve
Fucked him too.

He’d hobble
To assisted living
And blood would roar
Through Grandmother’s legs
Like a flash-flood; sprinting
For the first time in decades

it's pretty gross if looked at in depth and extremely funny and extremely good (for me) if i had one nit it would be that the opening couplet isn't needed in such a good piece. the enjamby thing is spot on and the content is rip roaringly funny. i think if it had a few brothers and sisters it would make a decent collection. you could call it 'the trials and tribulations of Gregory.

excellent Lawrence, i haven't picked a line out as good because i think all but the first two are.

And of course,
The mother would’ve
Fucked him too. this was the gross part though it fits n with the piece.

thanks for the read.