01-09-2011, 11:56 AM
I wonder if there’s someone
Everybody wants to fuck.
A charmer of nuns
And housewives
Who never had
To purchase cologne,
Slip anything
In a drink,
Or rely on a fifty
To buy company.
“Oh, that Gregory”
His mother would say.
“He’s been fucking
Since he knew
How to tie a shoe”
And of course,
The mother would’ve
Fucked him too.
He’d hobble
To assisted living
And blood would roar
Through Grandmother’s legs
Like a flash-flood; sprinting
For the first time in decades
Everybody wants to fuck.
A charmer of nuns
And housewives
Who never had
To purchase cologne,
Slip anything
In a drink,
Or rely on a fifty
To buy company.
“Oh, that Gregory”
His mother would say.
“He’s been fucking
Since he knew
How to tie a shoe”
And of course,
The mother would’ve
Fucked him too.
He’d hobble
To assisted living
And blood would roar
Through Grandmother’s legs
Like a flash-flood; sprinting
For the first time in decades