01-02-2011, 11:45 AM
My two resolutions are thus:
1. To lose weight and become attractive.
2. To use my newfound attractiveness to get some booty.
My lifelong resolution, renewed every year, is to produce a single great work of art, but I have no hopes of accomplishing that anytime soon.
1. To lose weight and become attractive.
2. To use my newfound attractiveness to get some booty.
My lifelong resolution, renewed every year, is to produce a single great work of art, but I have no hopes of accomplishing that anytime soon.
"We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges." - Gene Wolfe