Lunch at the University

[heslopian]

Thanks for the kind words, Billy I guess phrases like "hot tube of meat" are quite sexual I simply described it how I felt like describing it, without giving much thought to innuendo. I must be pretty starved of affection if I'm subconsciously getting off on a chilli dog

Yeah I think those "gypsy girl" and "hags" similes are my best for a while, partly because they're so simple yet effective, whereas my similes are usually bombastic and weird.