Wasp, meet fig

[hylas]

Thank you both! I was trying to make fun of the speaker (the archaisms, "digestive", etc), but agree you can't really tell. TY for reading anyway :)

yeah I see it now. eventually I had no choice but to explore satire as a possibility, since it was so bad lol
but like why? what's the point? curious what you envisioned

I'm not sure there was much envisioning involved lol. I just think bad metaphysical conceits are fun in a campy way :)