Haiku (when I'm sad and heavy)

[busker]

thanks for reading. If I write more of these I will not share them here, probably. all the feedback has just been pedantry about what haiku traditionally do.

It’s not pedantry at all
Haiku exists to exploit brevity and condensation as devices
Merely writing 3 lines doesn’t  do anything unless you’re able to pack a punch
So no, your attempts at haiku have so far been terrible. Nothing to do with dogma

Describing dogma and then saying "it's not dogma" is a neat trick

Is this coping or trolling? I suspect it’s the latter.
Let me furthermore clarify that you can’t write haiku unless you’re Japanese and also draw a picture on rice paper to go with it 
An American haiku is like a liquid hamburger