5 hours ago
How are you even a manager!
A speed trap online for misclassified employees
Screenshotting conversations, dog piling
Unsuspecting business owners evading taxes
As if they knew the 22 point factor test
I said they were independent
I treated them as they wanted to be treated
I picked up where they fell behind
Im being picked apart, but im learning
Theyre contractors, I cant make their schedule
Or fire them, or tell them how to do their job.
Im certainly not hovering and monitoring
Their every movement, and they spend
More time every day devoted to the craft
Than I ever could, being interrupted
Constantly by phone calls and
Other problems,
Like typing a personal letter from the perspective
Of the real business owner, signed, apologizing
For the issues our representative caused
Slicing off the tip of your yorkies ear.
Its a real shame your first visit to a salon ever
Happens to be when the groomer
Calls in sick and the apprentice
Pretends and glues it back like nothing happened
Then an hour or two of being screamed at
For the tragedy that is an unintended ear crop
A refund, a check for the doctor bills
A get well card signed by the apprentice
My name mentioned in the only BBB review
W4s to fill out for everyone in the company
Shifts to pick up after the Employees quit
As if the dogs ever stop
How does anyone manage?
A speed trap online for misclassified employees
Screenshotting conversations, dog piling
Unsuspecting business owners evading taxes
As if they knew the 22 point factor test
I said they were independent
I treated them as they wanted to be treated
I picked up where they fell behind
Im being picked apart, but im learning
Theyre contractors, I cant make their schedule
Or fire them, or tell them how to do their job.
Im certainly not hovering and monitoring
Their every movement, and they spend
More time every day devoted to the craft
Than I ever could, being interrupted
Constantly by phone calls and
Other problems,
Like typing a personal letter from the perspective
Of the real business owner, signed, apologizing
For the issues our representative caused
Slicing off the tip of your yorkies ear.
Its a real shame your first visit to a salon ever
Happens to be when the groomer
Calls in sick and the apprentice
Pretends and glues it back like nothing happened
Then an hour or two of being screamed at
For the tragedy that is an unintended ear crop
A refund, a check for the doctor bills
A get well card signed by the apprentice
My name mentioned in the only BBB review
W4s to fill out for everyone in the company
Shifts to pick up after the Employees quit
As if the dogs ever stop
How does anyone manage?
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches